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Today, I flew into LAX. I get nervous when I fly so I brought my recently deceased dad’s ashes with me in my purse. They’re in a quarter sized urn which is melted shut. Security didn’t believe it contained ashes so they broke it open spilling my dad all over the table. Sorry Daddy. FML
how rude
im getting married!
so. i got tired of this clingy guy texting 24/7 and always trynna be apart of my life, frienship wise. so i totally became einstein for a while and blew him off- IT WORKED! i told him im getting married next year and he should just go away. i wanted to pull a kee and say just go back to sleep and when you wake up again, pretend we never met….but i just left him with a broken heart. OH WELL! he was SOO ugly anyways. glad he isnt on tumblr, or hed so be reading this. i know for a fact- i asked ;)
Dwight Howard is the Hipster Runoff of the Association.
Mad deepish and meaningful.
wow.
here’s another for ya then, Lina. Jesus fish in the O & X. tot told us about this one.
hahaha. tati’s a loser!
There is an arrow between the E and the X. IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN!woah. never noticed that.
people who notice weird things like that scare me
so i finish my nutrition post for class that’s due in a couple hours; YAY. im mentally set on having longinisa and rice for dinner…i go to scoop the rice- SPOILED. so as crappy as that was, i was determined to have my longinisa and rice! so im sitting here waiting for A CUP of rice to finish cooking. it was harder than i expected.Congrats. but you still suck for forgetting the food that was supposed to be the whole purpose of coming over. haha. gotta admit though, we killed those hours with fascinating fun!
ugh i know. ill have to make another trip tomorrow! hahaha. who would’ve guessed a laptop party would make us laugh so hard
DUDE.
my dog is totally farting by me? EW. cus they’re actually making noises this time. -__-OMG mozart!!! they never make sounds
SERIOUSLY! what the EF!?
GROSS! hahaha i love our humanly dogs <3
so i finish my nutrition post for class that’s due in a couple hours; YAY. im mentally set on having longinisa and rice for dinner…i go to scoop the rice- SPOILED. so as crappy as that was, i was determined to have my longinisa and rice! so im sitting here waiting for A CUP of rice to finish cooking. it was harder than i expected.
